Shit Show Cycles - Biker Shirts
Born from octane, grease, and grit, Shit Show Cycles™ is roaring onto the scene as the go-to apparel brand for bikers, and anyone who lives life in the fast lane.
Rooted in old-school Kustom Kulture and built for the modern rebel, this brand delivers bold, high-quality streetwear that speaks to the heart of the garage-bred lifestyle.
Get your hands on one-of-a-kind, hand-created biker art, screen-printed on premium quality shirts. Built for the road, built for the ride.
Grab Life by the Bars with Our Custom Biker Tees, Hats & Work Shirts!
If you smell like oil and your hands tell stories, this collection is for you. Dirty Monkey Kustoms’ edgy work shirts fuse traditional shop style with wild, one-of-a-kind art that pays tribute to every builder, biker, and hot rod maniac.
Forget boring garage gear. Our mechanic shirts feature original Dirty Monkey Kustoms artwork slapped on classic Dickies work shirts — built to take abuse and deliver serious biker swagger. If your knuckles are scarred and your bike's loud, these are for you.
FAQ
Q: Why Buy from Dirty Monkey Kustoms?
A: All Original Art: No stock images here. Each design is hand-created by Dirty Monkey Kustoms’ own artist - Neil Grocholski, inspired by Harley’s legendary spirit, retro design and a good dose of smartassery to finish them off.
Work Hard, Play Hard: Our mechanic shirts are built tough – perfect for wrenching or raising hell at the next rally. Dickies classic quality.
Biker-Approved Style: Show off your lifestyle on and off the bike with killer graphics that scream attitude.
Proudly Designed and Printed in North America: Quality that’ll outlast the road and your old lady’s complaints.
Q: Do you ship worldwide?
A: Hell yes – from the Rockies to the Outback.
Q: Can I wash these shirts without killing the art?
A: Yep. We use durable, high-quality inks and printing techniques – your shirt’ll outlive your saddlebag.
Q: Can I return them if they don't fit?
A: No, I wouldn't want to buy a shirt somebody else tried on - so I will not sell one. Guaranteed Never Worn.
If it arrived damaged, that is different - reach out and we can work that out
Q: How do I find my size?
A: Simple - ALL my apparel follow standard North American sizing standards. If you normally wear a large, then a large from me will fit.
Or,
Ask your mom, ask your wife, or as a last resort, use my fitment chart here
Shirts will shrink. Thats what cotton does when you dry it too much or too hot.
Dry all shirts on Permanent Press or hang to dry.
When in doubt of your laundry skills, buy one size up and grow into it.
Q: Can you make custom shirts for my business
A: You bet I can. I personally work with you to create a custom illustration/design and then have the art printed on apparel locally (Canada) and send the finished products to you. LEARN MORE HERE
Ready to Roll?
Snag your custom biker gear and join the Dirty Monkey Kustoms pack.
Shop Now – Let’s Ride!
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