Mens Hot Rod / Car Guy T-Shirts
Dirty Monkey Kustoms 🐒 is your ultimate destination for Hot Rod, GearHead, Rat Rod, Biker, and Kustom Kulture - hand crafted tee shirts. Paying respect to retro hot rod and car kulture of the 1950's, with my smart ass design twist.
Rev up your passion for all things gearhead! Whether you live for the rumble of the engine or the smell of burning rubber, I’ve got the perfect gear to fuel your lifestyle.
My art is all hand designed and then printed locally. No offshore junk or tired old designs from the guys rack in Walmart. Truly kustom.
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Ready to ditch the boring and embrace the badass? Dirty Monkey Kustoms is all about original designs, rugged quality, and serious style – perfect for car guys, and anyone who lives for that V8 rumble.
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Original Artwork for Hot Rodders: Every shirt features hand-created, exclusive art that pays homage to the roaring engines, retro rides, and the rebellious spirit of classic car culture.
Premium Quality That Lasts: Durable cotton t-shirts that feel great and can handle your wrenching, our gear is built for real life in the garage and on the streets.
FAQ
Q: Why Buy from Dirty Monkey Kustoms?
A: All Original Art: No stock images here. Each design is hand-created by Dirty Monkey Kustoms’ own artist - Neil Grocholski, inspired by Harley’s legendary spirit, retro design and a good dose of smartassery to finish them off.
Work Hard, Play Hard: Our mechanic shirts are built tough – perfect for wrenching or raising hell at the next rally. Dickies classic quality.
Biker-Approved Style: Show off your lifestyle on and off the bike with killer graphics that scream attitude.
Proudly Designed and Printed in North America: Quality that’ll outlast the road and your old lady’s complaints.
Q: Do you ship worldwide?
A: Hell yes – from the Rockies to the Outback.
Q: Can I wash these shirts without killing the art?
A: Yep. We use durable, high-quality inks and printing techniques – your shirt’ll outlive your saddlebag.
Q: Can I return them if they don't fit?
A: No, I wouldn't want to buy a shirt somebody else tried on - so I will not sell one. Guaranteed Never Worn.
If it arrived damaged, that is different - reach out and we can work that out
Q: How do I find my size?
A: Simple - ALL my apparel follow standard North American sizing standards. If you normally wear a large, then a large from me will fit.
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Ask your mom, ask your wife, or as a last resort, use my fitment chart here
Shirts will shrink. Thats what cotton does when you dry it too much or too hot.
Dry all shirts on Permanent Press or hang to dry.
When in doubt of your laundry skills, buy one size up and grow into it.
Q: Can you make custom shirts for my business
A: You bet I can. I personally work with you to create a custom illustration/design and then have the art printed on apparel locally (Canada) and send the finished products to you. LEARN MORE HERE
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