Dirty Monkey Kustoms GearHead tee on green

Get the Dirty Monkey on 'yer back.

This is a large main print and smaller left chest print with distressed graphics that adds to that vintage worn look 

All DMK brand apparel are silk-screen printed in Canada, one at a time, to ensure highest quality, longevity and wearability.

All my apparel sizes follow standard North American sizing.

* The color you see may vary slightly from the actual t shirt due to variances in computer monitors and cell phone resolutions.

If you are unsure about your size, please consult either your closet, your mom, your wife, or as a last resort, our chart below.

100% Cotton Heavy Weight Tee

All our tees are at least 80% cotton and expect them to shrink some - especially if you over-dry them.

** Wash in warm or cold water

** Dry on "permanent Press (cooler cycle) or hang dry

Standard USA Sizing

If you wear a large shirt from Walmart, you will wear a large shirt from us.

All my clothing sizes follow standard North American apparel sizing in INCHES and the guides below are approximates based on my manufacturers specifications. 

Width measurements (unless otherwise noted) are measured in CIRCUMFERENCE in INCHES 
 
Men's Tee Shirts size chart:
Use this chart for converting LENGTH and CHEST sizes to S, M L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL or 5XL size. Measure your chest size and length (as shown in the illustration) in inches to determine which size fits you best.
 
Men's Tees SIZE
CHEST single side
CHEST Circumference LENGTH
S18"36"28"M20"40"29"L22"42"30"XL24"48"31"2XL26"52"32"3XL28"56"33"4XL30"60"34"5XL32"64"35"

Machine wash, hang to dry - or just run through the sprinkler with a bar of soap and lay in the sun - same idea - less work

• Machine wash with medium or cold water

• Dry on medium/low heat or permanent press setting.

• Or, hang to dry

• Or, just run through the sprinkler with a bar of soap then lay in the sun - same idea - less work

DMK's goal is to get you your parcel to you as efficiently as possible.
 
** The price shown at checkout for shipping is what I am charged - I do not mark up shipping costs.

I currently ship from Canada, to USA, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, Switzerland, Sweden and the United Kingdom from this website daily. More countries are being added too.

UPS is my default shipper direct to your door. It is preferred to have your parcel delivered to a home or business address.

NOTE: UPS can not deliver to postal boxes or apartments.

If your order is shipping to an apartment or PO box, or in a more remote area, then I must ship via standard postal mail as UPS will not deliver to them.

• All orders are provided with a tracking number which will be provided to you.

If an order shows delivery by the tracking but goes missing or stolen from your porch, that is not our responsibility. Shipping to a work address is the safest strategy.

• Orders are generally shipped within 2 business days from order confirmation (excluding holidays or special/custom orders).

• Photo prints take an additional 10-15 business days to ship as they are custom printed upon ordering 

Tips on saving on postage...

*** The cost to ship one shirt is the same to ship 2, or 3 or 4 - so load up or combine orders with a buddy.

I know, we all hate to pay for postage. The Big companies get huge discounts, but for small businesses - that is just not the case. BUT, there are still ways to save:

Postal rates work within a package size/weight/distance ratio system. Knowing the system and being efficient with how I pack every order, I get the most cost effective way I can that is speedy and includes tracking. DMK's shipping rates to you, are what I pay - simple. 

USPS rates are very low compared to Canada's so it does cost more to ship than you may be used to, but I do my very best to be as efficient and cost effective as possible.

Due to bulky/awkward sizes, shipping a hat or hoodie is a bit more, but add in a shirt or 2 in the same box and it still is the same shipping cost.  

Shipping to USA:
Allow 8-15 business days for delivery, from the time you receive a SHIPPED NOTIFICATION email from us. Potential delays from Customs (which are beyond our control), may happen. Please be patient. If after 15 days you have not received your order, please contact us promptly, and we will do our absolute best to solve the issue.

NOTE: ** Orders traveling across the border may be subject to DUTY. If deemed to have a duty charge by Customs services, the additional charges are the responsibility of the purchaser and are NOT included in our price.

Shipping Over Seas:
Allow 15-30 business days for delivery  from the time you receive a SHIPPED NOTIFICATION email from us.

Parcels are shipped air and then handed off to your local post system for delivery.  Ground is cheaper but can take literally months so I do not offer that option.